I may have to start a new segment on Snomie just to post some of the hilariousness that I run into trying to help people with snowboard questions.
For future reference, yahoo answers and ask.com is not where you look to find the average income of pro snowboarders:
The internet can hurt your brain if you let it. By the way, this is why I caution against accepting all online snowboard advice. Some of the advice you can get may come from guys like this.