I do enjoy angrysnowboarder’s blog, even if he’s sometimes overly harsh and angry… but that is the name of his blog after all. I especially like it when he shows us some ‘truly amazing’ snowboard products that will forever change our industry.
Yes, be warned everyone, because once you see these products, you will never be able to ride without them ever again!
Without further delay, here are some amazing snowboard inventions you may have missed:
1) Dual Snowboards
Rejoice snowboarders! Skiing has ski blades, but now we can be their equal with dual snowboards.
2) Twisted Bindings
Who needs proper body alignment when they snowboard? Not these guys! Now everyone can have one raised binding and be out of alignment too!
3) The Snowboard Pole
Have lots of skier friends? Having pole envy? This is guaranteed to be 100% effective at eliminating lack of poles.
LED lights make everything cooler. This product is so cool in fact that their website doesn’t exist anymore and I had to get this photo from the original shred betties post (original article: Glow Boards).
It’s as simple as letting someone pull the base of your snowboard apart, stick lights inside the base, then use screws/rivets to hold your snowboard together. So easy!
5) Cryo Snowboards
Don’t you want to spray huge tails of snow out the back of your snowboard AND look totally sweet while NOT looking like a huge douchebag?
This idea was so good that their website was wiped and all videos/photos from the original company are marked as private. I drew you a photo to show you the awesome effects of this product:
If you thought these products were awesome, imagine combining all of them together. Your mind was just blown!